The Bullshit Hour, Starring Steve Isdahl!

Well, once again, it’s time to check in with our resident sasquatch researcher, Steve Isdahl.  What is our ham-fisted backwoods bullshitter on about, this day?

I like when he says he’s in “butt-fuck nowhere”, all the time.  You know most of his vids are probably made only a few miles from his acreage near the shores of Harrison Lake, BC.  Anyway, once you get past all the crazy encounter stories, the meat of this particular tirade is some ‘scientist’ warning about the public backlash should the secret of these “beings” ever get out.  Odds are that this ‘scientist’ is just another of Isdahl’s groupies or some government shill or wannabe, having learned all the slang and vernacular from countless emails sent to Steve and other ‘researchers’ in the burgeoning “squatcher” community.  You have to endure some of those before you get to the meat of the subject… but, it’s there.  Anyway, I doubt there’s going to be any backlash over the knowledge of some chickenshit hairy ape that resides in the deepest, darkest primeval forest that has to resort to peeking out from behind trees or from great distance.  Not many folks are interested in travelling to places that time forgot, anyway, where this thing’s supposed to live and that thing… were it to actually exist at all… doesn’t seem interested in coming out of cover, either, to occupy or even travel through populated areas.

This ‘scientist’ has to know that no credible scientist is going to touch this subject with a thirty foot pole, not if he/she wants to keep working, that is.  Also, many of the time-honored beliefs of “conspiracy cranks” are nestled in there among the few truths there are.  This is just enough to discredit ALL of the information, something I’m sure that the author of that email intended.  Discrediting “twoofers” is a primary focus of disinformation agents and picking a ham-fisted, partially-employed, barely-literate hunting guide to relay their bullshit is pure genius.  Whether or not Isdahl is a knowing accomplice in all of this is debatable… I doubt it, myself.

But, oh how the money rolls in and Steve is laughing all the way to the bank!  You don’t have to be a college boy to understand there’s gold in them thar sucker-ridden hills and in all of that fanciful bullshit!  Even he understands there’s more to life than killing animals and sticking their heads up on walls… though we’ve actually yet to see him doing anything other than fish… oh, well!

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